• J: Ugh, just remembered it's bring your kids to work day.
  • Me: Why can't it be bring your hot 19 year old daughter to work day?
  • J: I'd totally be on board with that
  • Me: I think we should get that meme rolling
  • J: Definitely
  • Me: Too bad we have no audience
  • J: Damn. We should get us an audience
  • Me: Yeah but that's not the kind of thing you can just buy on Amazon